tameratrix:

_{The guy who was—-}

_{Though she can’t exactly tell who is the person in charge of parading around selling the tickets today, she can only assume they wanted to play some sort of crude prank on the boy. Honestly he acted as if he’d never seen a naked woman before,though she can’t really expect anything less from a nobleman.}

_{A huff “I’ll have to punch that asshole to the moon and back when I find him” while she finishes lacing up her corset, she gives the boy a sideways glance “Don’t try to put the blame on me! Nobody’s supposed to get past the main tent before show starts!” honestly these goddamn nobles. “You act like you’ve never seen a woman before. I’m sure you nobles must have lots of whores parading around you.”}

_{Oh, he just hoped she hadn’t gotten dressed yet. This was just a corset, something women would wear under actual clothes. Was she completely out of her mind? And well, the most he had seen from a woman had been actually Nina Hopkin’s legs, since she wore such extravagant clothing. Nothing like this, with the chest showing so much. Must not look. Must not look. It might not be a good idea to tell her that he hasn’t seen other woman though, as she would just make fun of him.}

_{“Just get your clothes on! Hurry up already! Have you no shame?"} 

_{Edward is not sure whether he should just explode from embarrassment (even though he wasn’t the one to be almost naked there), cry or run from this situation.  It was really awkward. Maybe if he told his little sister the show had been cancelled, he’d refrain from facing his inappropriate clothing woman again, although he feared for his precious sister’s reaction. What to do?}